1 00:00:15,900 --> 00:00:16,900 Thank you. 2 00:01:03,540 --> 00:01:09,240 I need to get a message out. 3 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:14,660 I know too much. They're not going to let us leave. 4 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:16,960 I'm sending for help. 5 00:01:17,500 --> 00:01:19,980 Everything is going to be okay, my little tree. 6 00:01:20,700 --> 00:01:21,700 I promise. 7 00:01:43,050 --> 00:01:44,050 Thank you. 8 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:35,080 Someday the truth will be known. 9 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:32,320 Have you gotten into a catapult hoping to be gently and sensibly flown to a 10 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:36,860 destination of your choosing, only to be violently piledrived and face-burst into 11 00:07:36,860 --> 00:07:37,860 the ground? 12 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:42,680 Have you ever sat a big stack of TNT on the road, hoping to blow up your 13 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:46,180 nemesis, but when you press the detonator, the detonator itself 14 00:07:46,180 --> 00:07:47,180 explodes? 15 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:52,060 Have you ever pulled the ripcord of your parachute and only a bunch of silverware 16 00:07:52,060 --> 00:07:53,060 comes out? 17 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:56,780 It's not your fault. 18 00:07:57,180 --> 00:07:59,080 There's probably someone to blame. 19 00:08:06,420 --> 00:08:08,680 We'll be your voice. 20 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:10,900 Avery. June. 21 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:12,760 Maltese. Justice. 22 00:08:13,340 --> 00:08:14,920 Super Tuesdays. 23 00:09:03,890 --> 00:09:04,890 Hey, 24 00:09:09,510 --> 00:09:10,510 record ball snack. 25 00:09:10,650 --> 00:09:12,950 I can probably get you 250 bucks for that. 26 00:09:13,230 --> 00:09:14,230 See you next week. 27 00:09:17,010 --> 00:09:19,470 Thank you for calling Avery Jones and Maltese. 28 00:09:19,710 --> 00:09:24,470 If you've been hit by an anvil, press 1. If you've been electrocuted, press 2. If 29 00:09:24,470 --> 00:09:26,790 you've been crushed by a fallen piano, press 3. 30 00:09:27,070 --> 00:09:28,990 Good morning. It's almost 3. 31 00:09:30,819 --> 00:09:32,800 Good morning, Dottie. Not now. 32 00:09:33,060 --> 00:09:35,020 Do they have the paperwork too bad? Again? 33 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:37,200 Sleeping that suit again? Good. 34 00:09:37,980 --> 00:09:39,220 I have a thing for you. 35 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:44,300 Hi. I have found some catastrophic fires coincidentally all near match factories, 36 00:09:44,420 --> 00:09:47,340 and I really think it's a great opportunity to help a lot of people with 37 00:09:47,340 --> 00:09:48,340 one thing. 38 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:50,140 How long is this internship again? 39 00:09:50,420 --> 00:09:53,140 Uh, three more months. Just enough time to dig in and make a difference. 40 00:09:53,450 --> 00:09:58,130 You know, you really remind me of when I was fresh out of law school, and I mean 41 00:09:58,130 --> 00:10:01,710 that in the worst possible way. And I don't take that as a compliment. Oh, no, 42 00:10:01,770 --> 00:10:02,770 look. 43 00:10:02,850 --> 00:10:06,330 I'm going to do you a favor, because you're my niece, and I want you to have 44 00:10:06,330 --> 00:10:07,330 a happy life. 45 00:10:08,090 --> 00:10:09,090 Stop. 46 00:10:10,970 --> 00:10:14,750 At Oxford... I have a feeling I'm going to be hearing that phrase a lot. 47 00:10:14,990 --> 00:10:19,190 At Oxford, they really stress the importance of the law on everyday lives, 48 00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:21,910 and all you're really having to do right now is brainstorm ideas for your 49 00:10:21,910 --> 00:10:25,740 billboards. Yeah, you're new here. You don't know that this biopic goes right 50 00:10:25,740 --> 00:10:26,740 over here. 51 00:10:27,380 --> 00:10:29,420 And that, my friend, is freedom. 52 00:10:29,620 --> 00:10:30,620 I really want to pick it up. 53 00:10:30,780 --> 00:10:34,220 No, no, no, no, no. And I really want to file it alphabetically. No, you will 54 00:10:34,220 --> 00:10:38,720 not, please. You've got a new client in the conference room. He seems unhinged. 55 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:39,760 Good luck. 56 00:10:43,660 --> 00:10:45,060 Mr. Coyote? 57 00:10:46,340 --> 00:10:47,340 Coyote? 58 00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:50,560 Coyote. All right, well, uh... 59 00:10:51,470 --> 00:10:52,470 How can I help you? 60 00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:55,110 Oh, one of my billboards. 61 00:10:56,150 --> 00:10:59,710 Cost a lot of money to put those up. So you've been an actor? 62 00:11:02,170 --> 00:11:03,170 Do you not talk? 63 00:11:04,270 --> 00:11:05,390 Oh, but you have signs. 64 00:11:06,190 --> 00:11:07,690 I don't understand. 65 00:11:11,010 --> 00:11:12,010 All right. 66 00:11:18,450 --> 00:11:19,450 Here's a beer. 67 00:11:20,140 --> 00:11:21,140 And who's that? 68 00:11:33,020 --> 00:11:33,620 Not 69 00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:41,160 entirely 70 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:44,120 necessary to do all that, but okay. 71 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:48,480 So it seems like we're talking about some faulty rocket skates that... 72 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:52,480 Backfired when you're trying to capture a bird that you have some sort of third 73 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:53,480 in history with? 74 00:11:54,540 --> 00:11:56,780 So, uh, do you have the rocket skates? 75 00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:01,880 Okay, great. So, we're going to write in your name as the plaintiff. Then we'll 76 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:04,140 say we're asking for, uh, I don't know, $300. 77 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:09,680 And here, we'll write in the name of the company that made the skates, let me 78 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:10,680 guess. 79 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:15,540 Acme. But they're great to deal with for little stuff like this. We just drop 80 00:12:15,540 --> 00:12:16,540 your skates in a box. 81 00:12:19,010 --> 00:12:22,810 You're the richest coyote in the country. All I need is a signature. Or 82 00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:24,990 you just want to lick it, that's probably fine too. 83 00:12:31,070 --> 00:12:33,770 Wait, Mr. Coyote? Hey, somebody grab that guy. 84 00:12:35,650 --> 00:12:38,350 Mr. Coyote, look, I just need you to... 85 00:12:46,090 --> 00:12:47,190 But Acme's tabler? 86 00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:51,750 Yes, that is how tablers work. 87 00:12:58,250 --> 00:13:02,790 Okay, I get it. There are problems with Acme's cartoon products. I see it all 88 00:13:02,790 --> 00:13:03,790 the time. 89 00:13:04,170 --> 00:13:07,910 I'm surprised. Acme makes my phone and my car. Why would they also make this? 90 00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:11,390 You know, these kids are really stuck for cartoons, you know? What's the worst 91 00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:14,170 that could really happen? They see some birds whipping around their heads? 92 00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:19,470 Well, doesn't seem that believing. 93 00:13:19,790 --> 00:13:24,530 Hey, this is a run-of-the-mill $300 Rocketscape case. Trust me. 94 00:13:24,730 --> 00:13:27,270 Then doesn't that mean that's a pile of $300 cases? 95 00:13:27,690 --> 00:13:28,730 Hey, yeah, come on. 96 00:13:28,970 --> 00:13:31,850 Do you know what would happen if we submitted all this stuff as evidence 97 00:13:31,850 --> 00:13:34,710 together? We'd have a giant lawsuit on our hands. 98 00:13:34,950 --> 00:13:35,990 That would be amazing. 99 00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:40,950 And if you could prove a causal connection, then really the sky's the 100 00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:44,550 limit. The sky is not the limit. All right, the limit is like... 101 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:45,639 Right here. 102 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:48,800 We don't do massive cases. We do quick and easy. 103 00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:50,680 Huh. 104 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:52,920 Where'd all the stuff go? 105 00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:58,120 So, Mr. Coyote, my professional opinion is that this case is worth, you know, a 106 00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:01,240 few hundred dollars, and I can see if they'll replace the rockets case. 107 00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:03,700 So I'm going to need you to, uh, sign this. 108 00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:07,860 Rude. All right, well, it was nice meeting you. 109 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:10,780 Do you mind putting the evidence box into the system? 110 00:14:15,150 --> 00:14:15,909 Here you go. 111 00:14:15,910 --> 00:14:16,910 Into evidence, please. 112 00:14:18,470 --> 00:14:20,070 All right. What have we got here? 113 00:14:48,630 --> 00:14:50,910 Cartoon products cases go down to the basement. 114 00:14:55,330 --> 00:14:56,910 Governor, he's threatening. 115 00:14:57,590 --> 00:14:58,770 They're taking him out to blackmail. 116 00:14:59,090 --> 00:15:00,890 The law's completely on our side here. 117 00:15:01,690 --> 00:15:02,750 Because we wrote the law. 118 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:04,489 Yeah, okay. 119 00:15:04,490 --> 00:15:05,490 Great to catch up. 120 00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:13,590 Maybe he's trading away on the platform for cake. Oh, it's done. 121 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:16,790 Let's just say his next vacation will be in prison, but I got something else. 122 00:15:17,989 --> 00:15:19,090 Cartoon kids? Yeah, 123 00:15:19,850 --> 00:15:20,990 I think you need to see this one. 124 00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:24,810 They're suing us for every Acme cartoon product. 125 00:15:27,410 --> 00:15:28,410 Oh. 126 00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:06,510 Pay me the money you owe me, or I'll sue you for breach of contract. 127 00:16:06,730 --> 00:16:08,210 Okay, I gotta go. I'll call you later, Mom. 128 00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:11,750 Well, well, well. 129 00:16:12,090 --> 00:16:13,590 It isn't our resident hotshot. 130 00:16:14,090 --> 00:16:15,090 What does that mean? 131 00:16:15,290 --> 00:16:17,310 Serving Acme for every one of their cartoon products? 132 00:16:17,950 --> 00:16:18,950 Yeah, right. 133 00:16:19,070 --> 00:16:22,270 Do I look like the guy who would take on the biggest corporation in the world? 134 00:16:22,370 --> 00:16:27,210 You are looking at the guy who is taking on the biggest corporation in the world. 135 00:16:27,550 --> 00:16:31,730 Channel 4 News has just learned that papers were filed today against the Acme 136 00:16:31,730 --> 00:16:36,350 Corporation. Buddy Crane, Acme's chief legal counsel, declined to comment. 137 00:16:36,670 --> 00:16:37,770 How did this happen? 138 00:16:38,090 --> 00:16:41,110 It's okay. It's okay. It's exciting. All eyes on you, baby. Show them what you 139 00:16:41,110 --> 00:16:45,550 got. Paige, when we sue Acme for some little thing, nobody even notices. 140 00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:47,570 We're a tiny item on the bridge. 141 00:16:47,810 --> 00:16:48,810 But this? 142 00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:51,680 This went to Buddy Crane. Who? 143 00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:53,560 Buddy Crane. 144 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:55,900 He's really like the best lawyer in the country. 145 00:16:56,140 --> 00:17:00,200 Okay. We're in law school together, and he is a total machine. 146 00:17:00,980 --> 00:17:02,100 Built like an arm. 147 00:17:02,340 --> 00:17:04,119 Mines sharp as a tack. 148 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:07,740 Scrims his fingernails with a switchblade. 149 00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:11,859 You know, I once saw him eat a lobster. Did I eat lobster? While it was still 150 00:17:11,859 --> 00:17:14,460 alive. I'm not even sure that's legal. 151 00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:17,339 What could I have possibly done to deserve all this? 152 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,730 to piss off a witch? No, no. 153 00:17:19,990 --> 00:17:20,990 We could. 154 00:17:21,829 --> 00:17:23,210 Then how did this happen? 155 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:25,430 I just dived up everything that was in that thing. 156 00:17:25,950 --> 00:17:27,450 And I just walked off inside. 157 00:17:28,670 --> 00:17:30,210 I've just been working on a story game. 158 00:17:31,410 --> 00:17:35,190 I've been on hold for two hours trying to win tickets to the country jubilee. 159 00:17:48,810 --> 00:17:50,090 idea what you've done. 160 00:17:50,330 --> 00:17:52,530 You have put me in such a horrible position. 161 00:17:57,090 --> 00:17:58,090 Hi! 162 00:18:01,070 --> 00:18:04,450 This is my old friend, Timmy. Yeah, it's been a while. 163 00:18:04,930 --> 00:18:10,010 Look at you, shaking things up. Well, not intentionally shaking, really. I 164 00:18:10,010 --> 00:18:14,030 think we should have a face-to-face, don't you? Your face and my face? 165 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:19,860 Okay. From 166 00:18:19,860 --> 00:18:28,380 its 167 00:18:28,380 --> 00:18:33,460 humble roots as a cartoon animal factory, Acme has become America's 168 00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:34,620 greatest success story. 169 00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:40,600 Acme, I say, Acme is an innovation factory. We create the impossible. With 170 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:44,980 each new product, we revolutionize industry and the world. 171 00:18:45,370 --> 00:18:51,050 We're a company of family values that values its family of companies. 172 00:18:51,870 --> 00:18:52,870 That's me. 173 00:18:54,530 --> 00:18:55,530 Hey, 174 00:18:55,730 --> 00:19:00,050 hey. I don't know what you're doing, but I need you to listen to me very 175 00:19:00,050 --> 00:19:01,029 carefully. Stop. 176 00:19:01,030 --> 00:19:05,230 You're going to follow my lead, right? We're going to tell you this is all just 177 00:19:05,230 --> 00:19:08,790 a big misunderstanding, and we're looking to get this settled as quickly 178 00:19:08,790 --> 00:19:09,790 as possible. 179 00:19:10,290 --> 00:19:13,710 For the rest of our lives, we will not get made explosive. 180 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:18,990 Got it? 181 00:19:22,110 --> 00:19:23,110 Mr. Abrams. 182 00:19:23,270 --> 00:19:24,270 Phil Pelicano. 183 00:19:24,350 --> 00:19:25,350 And Mr. 184 00:19:25,590 --> 00:19:27,150 Coyote. Oh, I'll take it to Buddy. 185 00:19:27,490 --> 00:19:29,430 So I hear you guys were friends from back in the day, huh? 186 00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:31,970 Guess you could say that if you were incorrect. 187 00:19:33,490 --> 00:19:35,490 And look at this guy going closing out to him. 188 00:19:38,430 --> 00:19:39,289 Hey, Buddy. 189 00:19:39,290 --> 00:19:40,290 Look who's here. 190 00:19:40,650 --> 00:19:41,650 Yeah. 191 00:19:42,110 --> 00:19:43,009 This is Mr. 192 00:19:43,010 --> 00:19:44,490 Billboard. How you been, man? 193 00:19:44,690 --> 00:19:46,570 Yeah, very good. 194 00:19:47,350 --> 00:19:49,950 Those are the days, aren't they? Yeah. Harvard Law. 195 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:53,710 You look... good. 196 00:19:55,230 --> 00:19:56,690 Thank you. Have a seat. 197 00:19:56,950 --> 00:20:01,770 Okay. I gotta say, I wasn't a bit surprised to hear a name on a case of 198 00:20:01,770 --> 00:20:02,609 this size. 199 00:20:02,610 --> 00:20:03,610 Me too. 200 00:20:03,710 --> 00:20:08,410 I mean, I'm so sorry about all that. It was just a big misunderstanding. 201 00:20:09,150 --> 00:20:11,130 Well, we got a really busy day around here. 202 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:15,340 I hate to keep you from getting back to whatever it is you do. 203 00:20:15,660 --> 00:20:17,280 Yeah. A lot of stuff, too. 204 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:18,640 Yeah. Yeah, sure. 205 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,000 Oh, my God. 206 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:27,700 And this seems obvious, but I have to say that acting denies all charges. 207 00:20:27,780 --> 00:20:30,420 There's no liability or causal connection between Mr. 208 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:34,720 Coyote's colorful injuries and our failure to life-enhancing family rots. 209 00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:38,520 Yeah, yeah. Blah, blah, blah. And, you know, much funnier than it would be to 210 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:39,620 get back in a courtroom with you. 211 00:20:44,580 --> 00:20:49,860 Well, look, thank you so much, and I'm so sorry for picking up all your time. 212 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,440 It was unintentional. 213 00:20:55,360 --> 00:21:01,420 Uh... No, no, he didn't mean that. Do you have another copy? 214 00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:04,420 It's a joke? No, no, it's not funny. 215 00:21:05,820 --> 00:21:06,980 Cartoons are supposed to be funny. 216 00:21:07,220 --> 00:21:09,640 Yeah, you want to play the game? Your time forms a match. 217 00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:11,960 Well, time and legal do both very good paperwork. 218 00:21:12,260 --> 00:21:15,460 I'll put a dozen in my bed for it. That's 24 hours a day to make sure your 219 00:21:15,460 --> 00:21:18,820 name is more synonymous with failure than it already is. 220 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:20,960 Oh, and I almost forgot. 221 00:21:21,140 --> 00:21:22,600 We don't validate parking. 222 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,880 Do you know what you can do with $50,000? 223 00:21:26,180 --> 00:21:28,520 Do you have any idea how many birds you can buy with that? 224 00:21:29,380 --> 00:21:32,880 You know what? Not that it really matters, but I know. Yeah, that's right. 225 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:33,939 I'll quit, man. 226 00:21:33,940 --> 00:21:37,000 Go find another lawyer. This is already my personal freaking nightmare. 227 00:21:37,450 --> 00:21:40,070 And I'm not sitting around with you to get any work done. 228 00:21:43,030 --> 00:21:44,030 Sorry. 229 00:21:46,010 --> 00:21:47,010 By the finger. 230 00:21:56,770 --> 00:21:58,430 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 231 00:21:59,450 --> 00:22:00,450 Why didn't you settle? 232 00:22:01,610 --> 00:22:03,370 That's what we do here. We settle. 233 00:22:03,830 --> 00:22:05,110 Dottie, what do we do here? 234 00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:06,269 We settle. 235 00:22:06,270 --> 00:22:10,670 Okay, I tried to settle, but he wouldn't let me settle. He's a coyote. 236 00:22:10,890 --> 00:22:12,390 We're not even trial lawyers. 237 00:22:12,970 --> 00:22:17,150 I have a miniature golf tournament this weekend, so I don't even know if I'm 238 00:22:17,150 --> 00:22:18,490 going to make it in on Monday. 239 00:22:18,770 --> 00:22:21,990 Plus, trial press has photocopies in this academy. 240 00:22:22,230 --> 00:22:25,770 But if we beat ACME, then we can record a ton of photocopies. We won't beat 241 00:22:25,770 --> 00:22:28,150 ACME. Nobody ever has. 242 00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:29,680 And nobody ever will. 243 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:33,200 The truth is, even if you quit right now, the firm is already in the whole 244 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,660 rag with legal fees. And that's just from today. 245 00:22:36,180 --> 00:22:37,900 I mean, that can close down our door. 246 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:43,240 Look, if we lose, we lose. 247 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:47,340 If we quit, we really lose a lot of money. 248 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:54,940 Look, we got one true goal for this trial. 249 00:22:55,260 --> 00:22:56,260 It's this. 250 00:23:02,039 --> 00:23:04,840 The bird. 251 00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:22,760 He did witness every time an acme product malfunctioned. He could 252 00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:23,800 corroborate why the story. 253 00:23:24,260 --> 00:23:25,260 Sure, whatever. 254 00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:27,200 Add the roadrunner to our witness list. 255 00:23:27,460 --> 00:23:28,460 One more thing. 256 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,780 Where is Mr. Coyote going to stay? 257 00:23:56,910 --> 00:23:58,010 All right, don't give me that look. 258 00:23:58,290 --> 00:24:01,330 Yeah, I live in a motel. Okay, I got pool access. 259 00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:03,050 You know, there's no mortgage. 260 00:24:03,370 --> 00:24:04,630 I never have to make my bed. 261 00:24:05,030 --> 00:24:09,070 There's an incredible all-you-can-eat seafood buffet around the corner. I had 262 00:24:09,070 --> 00:24:11,150 issues when I had a photo of Adam Walton. 263 00:24:16,130 --> 00:24:17,130 Hi, Jerry. 264 00:24:18,210 --> 00:24:19,210 Yeah? 265 00:24:24,590 --> 00:24:25,670 One second. 266 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:35,880 I need another room for a few nights. Not near me, please. 267 00:24:37,780 --> 00:24:39,420 Sorry. He's not a pet. 268 00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:41,200 He looks like a pet. 269 00:24:41,860 --> 00:24:44,060 Who rents a separate room for their pets? 270 00:24:44,460 --> 00:24:48,260 Sorry, come on. I've been living here for almost five years. You know me. No 271 00:24:48,260 --> 00:24:49,340 pets. 272 00:24:50,940 --> 00:24:51,940 Okay. 273 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:56,420 You want to do this? Legally speaking, a pet is a domesticated or tamed animal 274 00:24:56,420 --> 00:24:59,600 kept as a companion in or outside an individual's residence. 275 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:04,660 This is Mr. Coyote. He is my client. He's not my pet, nor anyone's pet in the 276 00:25:04,660 --> 00:25:08,500 eyes of the law. And as such, that sign or any rule that accompanies it does not 277 00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:12,140 apply to him. All right? It does not say no animals. And just my unbiased 278 00:25:12,140 --> 00:25:14,620 opinion, he may actually have a case against you for discrimination. 279 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:16,720 Yeah. 280 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:20,420 He's on the road. 281 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:21,920 It's on you. 282 00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:25,060 All right, deal. But I would need a full workup of your analysis. 283 00:25:25,260 --> 00:25:27,400 I mean, it's a motel. Plenty of people pee on the road. 284 00:25:32,810 --> 00:25:34,370 Well, let it go. 285 00:26:18,890 --> 00:26:21,150 A mouse breaks the sound barrier in 286 00:26:21,150 --> 00:26:27,870 Guadalajara. 287 00:27:23,270 --> 00:27:26,510 Watch and learn. So we take the subpoena like so. 288 00:27:26,950 --> 00:27:29,090 Shove it with copious amounts of birdseed. 289 00:27:29,430 --> 00:27:30,730 Roadrunner eats the birdseed. 290 00:27:30,930 --> 00:27:34,410 Grabs the subpoena and boom. He's legally obligated to show up to court. 291 00:27:34,890 --> 00:27:36,210 Instant Roadrunner trap. 292 00:27:40,050 --> 00:27:41,050 Don't do it. 293 00:27:41,490 --> 00:27:44,270 Big beef. So we're going to get into that thing with you guys. 294 00:27:51,310 --> 00:27:53,530 Is everyone clear on our plan? No. Nah. 295 00:27:53,730 --> 00:27:55,370 Yes. Paige, what's our plan? 296 00:27:55,570 --> 00:27:59,070 So we have to prove to the jury that Pinkerton has fought for every accident 297 00:27:59,070 --> 00:28:03,350 that Wilde's had going on this year. So we are going to take pictures and we're 298 00:28:03,350 --> 00:28:06,390 going to gather evidence and we're going to put the evidence in little bags and 299 00:28:06,390 --> 00:28:07,390 we're going to interview experts. 300 00:28:07,710 --> 00:28:11,030 And we're just going to have a big book of photocopied documents. 301 00:28:11,310 --> 00:28:15,090 I'm going to pound the pavement and study up. I'm going to try to catch a 302 00:28:15,090 --> 00:28:18,990 big eyewitness by reading a nice note in the desert. And if we follow my plan by 303 00:28:18,990 --> 00:28:21,870 the end of this, we'll have enough evidence to take acne down. 304 00:28:24,890 --> 00:28:26,410 We really have nothing. 305 00:28:26,770 --> 00:28:30,530 I mean, I kind of assumed that we'd have nothing, but this is nothing. 306 00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:44,720 All rise. 307 00:28:49,820 --> 00:28:55,240 The Board of the Second Judicial Circuit of Albuquerque is now in session. 308 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:59,260 The Honorable Judge Trump Agrozo presiding. 309 00:28:59,620 --> 00:29:01,040 You may be seated. 310 00:29:14,380 --> 00:29:15,380 Hey, old man. 311 00:29:27,060 --> 00:29:28,060 Quiet! 312 00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:35,560 My name is Judge Trapagroso. The name of the case is Coyote v. 313 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,700 Axel. I am not a loosey-goosey judge. 314 00:29:38,900 --> 00:29:43,160 I am a no-nonsense, no-silly-stuff judge. 315 00:29:43,580 --> 00:29:44,740 Is that understood? 316 00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:47,560 Mr. 317 00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:51,360 Craig. 318 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:14,620 We live in a great country, don't we? 319 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:18,940 Because it's one that values freedom above all else. You're free to live your 320 00:30:18,940 --> 00:30:20,100 life any way you see fit. 321 00:30:20,540 --> 00:30:22,000 Because it means living in the desert. 322 00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:27,300 Out in the cave, spending your days chasing after a bird. 323 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,720 Much, much faster than you. 324 00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:33,480 But that, that is your right. 325 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:35,440 As an American. 326 00:30:36,620 --> 00:30:39,280 But that freedom, it comes with great responsibility. 327 00:30:39,700 --> 00:30:43,100 If you're going to take a missile, for instance, and your glue and candle bars. 328 00:30:43,340 --> 00:30:48,340 Tell us that you enjoy it, but we expect you to understand that that missile and 329 00:30:48,340 --> 00:30:50,940 those handle bars, they aren't designed to catch a bird. 330 00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:58,420 What I will prove to this jury, that man, Wiley Coyote, he is wrecked. 331 00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,720 And all of his injuries are self-inflicted. 332 00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:04,480 I mean, they won't condemn you or I. 333 00:31:04,820 --> 00:31:06,740 We all know who's responsible. 334 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:09,280 Clear as the desert sky. 335 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:12,380 I think I just laid an egg. God bless the truth. 336 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:13,600 God bless the truth. 337 00:31:15,140 --> 00:31:16,660 That was really good. 338 00:31:17,740 --> 00:31:19,400 Oh, please don't write that down. 339 00:31:20,700 --> 00:31:23,560 And please don't write that down. Of course. 340 00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:25,060 Thank you. 341 00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:27,200 Mr. Avery. 342 00:31:52,449 --> 00:31:56,110 Now, what did the defense say we're going to argue? 343 00:31:57,330 --> 00:31:58,330 Huh? 344 00:31:58,670 --> 00:32:01,970 I mean, I know the answer to it. I know the answer. I'm not asking you a 345 00:32:01,970 --> 00:32:04,250 question. I mean, it is a question. 346 00:32:04,510 --> 00:32:09,430 But it's a question that I'm asking to me. Let me start over. Let me start 347 00:32:09,430 --> 00:32:10,389 over. 348 00:32:10,390 --> 00:32:11,390 Okay. 349 00:32:11,890 --> 00:32:18,050 So the defense said that we were going to argue that 350 00:32:18,050 --> 00:32:19,850 the products are dangerous. 351 00:32:20,300 --> 00:32:26,200 And the acne is negligent in selling them? I do really agree with all that. 352 00:32:26,340 --> 00:32:28,480 Yeah, I mean, it's not fancy, but it's true. 353 00:32:29,940 --> 00:32:31,880 Sorry, one second, please. 354 00:32:34,100 --> 00:32:37,200 We don't need evidence right now. Mr. 355 00:32:37,420 --> 00:32:43,940 Avery! Excuse me, Your Honor. My client would like me to show you this defective 356 00:32:43,940 --> 00:32:47,820 acne rocket skate. And as you can see, there's a faulty on bridge. 357 00:33:04,770 --> 00:33:09,750 Opening arguments today in Coyote v. Acme. Sources close to the cage report 358 00:33:09,750 --> 00:33:14,050 that Acme is doing a fantastic job protecting their brand and dignity, 359 00:33:14,290 --> 00:33:16,890 while the plaintiff appears hungry and afraid. 360 00:33:17,190 --> 00:33:18,190 More after this. 361 00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:26,320 Yeah. 362 00:33:31,020 --> 00:33:32,020 Seriously? 363 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:34,800 It's the TV you're having a problem with. 364 00:33:35,380 --> 00:33:40,240 Okay. Are you having fun? 365 00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:41,520 Yeah. 366 00:33:46,940 --> 00:33:48,340 Jerry, I turned it off. 367 00:33:51,950 --> 00:33:52,869 Who's this? 368 00:33:52,870 --> 00:33:58,590 I, uh, can't tell you. I want to, but I can't. Uh, I'm evil. 369 00:33:58,790 --> 00:34:00,130 You sure you have the right number? 370 00:34:00,850 --> 00:34:06,710 But I don't. I think I may be able to help you. Wait, can you please? What? I 371 00:34:06,710 --> 00:34:10,230 have information that could stop Agni. For good. 372 00:34:10,510 --> 00:34:12,110 Oh my god, you could stop this case? 373 00:34:21,569 --> 00:34:22,569 Well, who? 374 00:34:22,770 --> 00:34:26,010 Where do I find it? Write this down. I'm only going to say it once. Let's go. 375 00:34:26,110 --> 00:34:27,790 Wait, wait, wait. Wrap it up in. Hang on. Hang on. 376 00:34:28,310 --> 00:34:30,070 666 Scary Road Drive. 377 00:34:30,350 --> 00:34:33,250 That doesn't sound like a place I want to go. Look for a jack. 378 00:34:33,850 --> 00:34:37,210 Acme has ears and eyes and ears everywhere. 379 00:34:37,770 --> 00:34:39,389 And they make people disappear. 380 00:34:40,550 --> 00:34:41,630 Don't forget that. 381 00:34:41,870 --> 00:34:42,870 I won't. 382 00:34:43,409 --> 00:34:45,370 Will I be able to contact you again? 383 00:35:10,030 --> 00:35:10,908 Rascal, you. 384 00:35:10,910 --> 00:35:14,470 The tax haven's so nice, they made it twice. 385 00:35:15,270 --> 00:35:19,810 So I think I should, we have ourselves a lawsuit in the anime sector. 386 00:35:20,350 --> 00:35:21,410 Talk to PR about this. 387 00:35:21,710 --> 00:35:23,430 It's a local paper. Every fighter. 388 00:35:23,630 --> 00:35:27,150 I'm a witness case as fast as I can, but in the meantime, things like this make 389 00:35:27,150 --> 00:35:29,430 us look pretty good in the public eye. Not ideal, but you know, it's like 390 00:35:29,430 --> 00:35:34,550 killing two birds with one stone. 391 00:35:34,910 --> 00:35:39,290 Two birds, one stone. What a vile expression. 392 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:45,580 Rock, we both know it would be very, I say, very unpleasant for everyone 393 00:35:45,580 --> 00:35:51,340 involved if anything bigger, I say bigger, would become public. 394 00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:07,000 Ah, mysterious color. It's so cool. 395 00:36:10,860 --> 00:36:11,738 What's up, Doc? 396 00:36:11,740 --> 00:36:12,740 I have information. 397 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:15,200 Chomp, chomp, chomp. He was like chewing on a cracker or something. 398 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:16,800 Okay. 399 00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:20,120 Well, Matt would think it should be right here. 400 00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:22,560 It's just a wall. 401 00:36:23,780 --> 00:36:24,780 Jack? 402 00:36:24,940 --> 00:36:26,260 Is there a Jack anywhere? 403 00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:30,020 Wait. 404 00:36:30,260 --> 00:36:31,260 I'm done. 405 00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:33,400 Oh, that kind of Jack. 406 00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:35,220 He's got a sense of humor. 407 00:36:54,860 --> 00:36:56,780 There's the duck, and he is sitting. 408 00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:58,520 Feels a bit easy. 409 00:36:58,980 --> 00:37:00,840 Well, good thing I like you. 410 00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:03,760 Excuse me. 411 00:37:04,300 --> 00:37:09,040 Hi, uh, my name is Kevin Avery. This is Paige. I'm a personal injury attorney. 412 00:37:09,540 --> 00:37:11,580 Well, look who decided to show up. 413 00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:15,600 Oh, great. Thank you. I wasn't sure if you knew we were coming. You're a little 414 00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:19,820 late, and you're still wearing that hideous suit. Take your pants off. Right 415 00:37:19,820 --> 00:37:22,500 over there, please. And, um, take a pose. 416 00:37:22,940 --> 00:37:26,730 Uh... No. It's so typical to find new models these days. 417 00:37:27,030 --> 00:37:27,908 Sit down. 418 00:37:27,910 --> 00:37:29,190 Uh. Masquerilla? 419 00:37:29,910 --> 00:37:31,190 We're all right, thank you. 420 00:37:31,550 --> 00:37:35,670 Disrobe and pretend you're thinking. I expect this is going to take a few 421 00:37:35,670 --> 00:37:36,670 hours. 422 00:37:37,290 --> 00:37:41,510 Yeah, um, we had an anonymous caller say that you might have some important 423 00:37:41,510 --> 00:37:45,530 information. Yeah, information that can help us enter a case quick. 424 00:37:46,050 --> 00:37:47,050 Information? 425 00:37:47,310 --> 00:37:48,310 Yeah. 426 00:37:48,590 --> 00:37:49,590 About acne? 427 00:37:49,730 --> 00:37:50,730 Acne. 428 00:37:52,620 --> 00:37:53,620 Uh, yeah. 429 00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:55,780 Acme. Acme? 430 00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:05,540 Acme? After all this, they call me Acme? The world is Acme! Acme! 431 00:38:05,860 --> 00:38:06,860 Acme! 432 00:38:31,529 --> 00:38:34,770 Hello? I'm here for the... 433 00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:00,880 A can of paint. 434 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,240 Well, it could be important. Clearly he's been holding on to this for a 435 00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:04,240 while. 436 00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:05,960 Wait. 437 00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:09,360 That's all, Frog. 438 00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:12,840 Are we the frog? 439 00:39:22,380 --> 00:39:23,680 You think we're going to get kidnapped? 440 00:39:24,220 --> 00:39:25,220 Held to ransom? 441 00:40:33,870 --> 00:40:35,090 Be completely dangerous. 442 00:40:36,590 --> 00:40:38,650 And yet he walked in anyway. 443 00:40:40,750 --> 00:40:42,030 Wait, what are you doing? 444 00:40:42,330 --> 00:40:43,330 I'm following Willie. 445 00:40:45,210 --> 00:40:47,610 I just look like a loser if I stay out here. 446 00:40:50,930 --> 00:40:52,190 Coming into the tunnel. 447 00:41:07,950 --> 00:41:10,450 They're going to tell you to walk down Mysterious Tunnels in your fancy 448 00:41:10,450 --> 00:41:16,570 classes. Actually, I thought about majoring in Mysterious Tunnels. 449 00:41:17,010 --> 00:41:18,150 No, you didn't. Yeah, I did. 450 00:41:20,370 --> 00:41:21,710 What have we got here? 451 00:41:28,930 --> 00:41:29,930 Hey, 452 00:41:31,210 --> 00:41:32,390 I found a message. 453 00:41:32,690 --> 00:41:33,629 What does it say? 454 00:41:33,630 --> 00:41:35,050 It says Dappy. 455 00:41:35,690 --> 00:41:37,670 I'm not sure how long I have... 456 00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:40,060 I hope this message gets to you. 457 00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:54,420 Things have gone awry with Project Sissy Food. 458 00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:55,880 Sissy Food. 459 00:41:56,420 --> 00:41:58,380 What is Project Sissy Food? 460 00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:05,140 Acne is watching my every move and I have a feeling I'm in grave danger. 461 00:42:23,470 --> 00:42:25,730 Please stand down. Doctor Lori. 462 00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:04,340 Did I not say unfeasibly dangerous? I did. Didn't I say those exact words? I 463 00:43:04,340 --> 00:43:05,340 did. Okay. 464 00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:07,100 What could this mean? Project Synthesis. 465 00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:08,880 I don't know. 466 00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:10,400 I don't know. 467 00:43:10,540 --> 00:43:11,540 What? 468 00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:13,320 What? 469 00:43:13,540 --> 00:43:14,540 What could happen? 470 00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:17,240 What? 471 00:43:18,860 --> 00:43:21,020 What? I think they're on to us. 472 00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:24,860 Okay. So Synthesis, it's a Greek mythology. 473 00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:29,440 And he was punished by the gods and made to roll a boulder up a hill every day, 474 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:32,160 but it would just roll right back down for a clean. 475 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,780 And it was also a vacuum that changed the bathroom. 476 00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:41,380 So what? Because that's not evidence. 477 00:43:41,660 --> 00:43:45,280 None of this is going to help us win the trial. All right, it's all just a waste 478 00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:46,138 of our time. 479 00:43:46,140 --> 00:43:49,860 We have a client who, no offense, can't read a warning label. 480 00:43:50,180 --> 00:43:53,540 We have piles and piles of stuff that he himself broke. 481 00:43:54,250 --> 00:43:55,510 We have nothing, Paige. 482 00:43:57,010 --> 00:44:00,470 You've been settling Acme cases for years, and you have never stopped to 483 00:44:00,470 --> 00:44:04,830 think and see a pattern. A pattern? Yeah. My clients go boom, and two 484 00:44:04,830 --> 00:44:06,010 seconds later, they're fine. 485 00:44:06,330 --> 00:44:07,330 Nobody cares. 486 00:44:07,650 --> 00:44:09,350 So that makes it, okay? 487 00:44:09,950 --> 00:44:12,350 Boom, $100, that's fair? 488 00:44:12,810 --> 00:44:16,710 This case can make it, right? This is your opportunity to really show people 489 00:44:16,710 --> 00:44:20,570 what you're capable of. Yeah, but that only works if I don't lose. 490 00:44:20,810 --> 00:44:22,370 And why do you assume you're going to lose? 491 00:44:22,710 --> 00:44:23,710 Are you kidding? 492 00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:26,780 It is really super easy to lose. 493 00:44:27,100 --> 00:44:28,860 It was better you learn that now. 494 00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:35,340 You know, everyone thought I was crazy for coming here. 495 00:44:36,020 --> 00:44:41,320 But I didn't want to just go to some big law firm and help the rich guys get 496 00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:42,320 richer. 497 00:44:43,700 --> 00:44:47,880 I thought, I thought you were actually still a real lawyer. 498 00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:51,180 Yeah, me too. 499 00:45:44,780 --> 00:45:47,860 So, uh, what is it about the road, brother? 500 00:45:54,020 --> 00:45:55,560 There are no words. 501 00:45:58,140 --> 00:46:00,780 I envy you, really. 502 00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:03,120 It must be nice to have you. 503 00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:08,220 I used to have that, I'd say. 504 00:46:08,660 --> 00:46:11,560 You know, I was hungry, I was chasing. 505 00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:15,200 But I didn't like the pressure of having to always win. 506 00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:17,800 I got burnt out on trying. 507 00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:19,960 Anyway. 508 00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:34,340 a long way to make a point. 509 00:49:05,590 --> 00:49:09,550 Uh, yeah, well, sounds not. Is that going to be a problem? 510 00:49:10,310 --> 00:49:15,210 Wiley is conning us. The only reason he's doing this case is to catch and 511 00:49:15,210 --> 00:49:17,870 kill the Roadrunner during the trial. 512 00:49:18,330 --> 00:49:19,330 That's not good. 513 00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:23,870 It's all just part of the plot. Just using us to put the bird on the witness 514 00:49:23,870 --> 00:49:27,430 stand. If the Roadrunner shows up to court, it'll be chaos. 515 00:49:27,710 --> 00:49:28,810 I'll look like a fool. 516 00:49:29,050 --> 00:49:31,350 Mr. Fern will fold. We'll be back in a minute. 517 00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:34,320 That's kind of demeaning to mattress salesmen. 518 00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:37,060 Fine. We'll be garbage men. Come in. 519 00:49:37,300 --> 00:49:40,180 Okay, but garbage people. My dad's garbage people. 520 00:49:40,780 --> 00:49:44,480 Okay. We'll be nervous about letting Wiley back into this courtroom. 521 00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:47,980 Without Wiley, there's no trial. With no trial, there's no firm. And without the 522 00:49:47,980 --> 00:49:49,280 firm, we're going to be broke. 523 00:49:49,500 --> 00:49:53,340 I hate to suggest lying to a dog, but you're going to have to convince him 524 00:49:53,340 --> 00:49:55,200 that the roadrunner will be there. 525 00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:56,900 Paige, I was wrong. 526 00:49:57,160 --> 00:50:00,920 See, we need to find out about Project Sisyphus and how it's connected to acne. 527 00:50:01,470 --> 00:50:02,470 Great. I'm already on it. 528 00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:45,960 I was just wondering if any Dr. Lorre still lives here? 529 00:51:53,700 --> 00:51:59,220 It was 530 00:51:59,220 --> 00:52:05,740 a very happy marriage. He used to work long 531 00:52:05,740 --> 00:52:09,480 days, but would still keep home and live. 532 00:52:10,010 --> 00:52:16,890 piano for me for hours because he knew how much I loved it. We had 87 533 00:52:16,890 --> 00:52:18,470 years together. 534 00:52:18,750 --> 00:52:20,010 I am grateful. 535 00:52:20,630 --> 00:52:23,210 Um, when did Dr. Murray pass away if you don't mind me asking? 536 00:52:23,950 --> 00:52:25,530 He's not dead. 537 00:52:26,290 --> 00:52:27,410 He's nothing. 538 00:52:27,790 --> 00:52:33,650 He went to work one day with our little bird and I never saw either of them 539 00:52:33,650 --> 00:52:40,220 again. They told me he ran off with his Secretary, but I don't think so. The 540 00:52:40,220 --> 00:52:41,900 secretary was a penguin. 541 00:52:43,140 --> 00:52:45,120 What can you tell me about Project Success? 542 00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:52,680 Which day was it? 543 00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:07,980 Oh, which day is the Roadrunner castified? 544 00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:12,840 Hmm, any day now. What, do you have any particular reason for wanting to catch 545 00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:13,840 up with him? 546 00:53:15,500 --> 00:53:17,280 Okay, well, I'll just get back to it. 547 00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:26,080 I need this Roadrunner. 548 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,000 Absolutely. 549 00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:29,320 Why is that? 550 00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:32,880 He's the only one that's seen every time there's more and used our products 551 00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:33,859 incorrect. 552 00:53:33,860 --> 00:53:34,860 Quite a bit. 553 00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:36,160 You hold the brush. 554 00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:38,600 Go out there and you burn with me. 555 00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:40,540 How hard can it be to catch a bird? 556 00:54:55,530 --> 00:55:00,050 acne. He was so excited when he got the job. He wanted to make things that 557 00:55:00,050 --> 00:55:01,470 really helped cartoon. 558 00:55:02,030 --> 00:55:03,990 Like the anti-lump post. 559 00:55:05,370 --> 00:55:07,430 An eraser of stinky lines. 560 00:55:09,210 --> 00:55:11,870 Oh, and this anti-predator spray. 561 00:55:12,170 --> 00:55:17,710 After a while, things changed. 562 00:55:18,130 --> 00:55:20,670 He didn't like what was going on. 563 00:55:20,890 --> 00:55:22,940 And then... He disappeared. 564 00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:25,940 Recently, I've been getting phone calls. 565 00:55:26,180 --> 00:55:33,180 Sometimes they hang up, but sometimes... I 566 00:55:33,180 --> 00:55:38,140 don't know the man on the telephone. I don't know where my dear husband went. 567 00:55:38,340 --> 00:55:43,940 But I know Project Quick-Face is the reason he's gone. 568 00:56:18,470 --> 00:56:19,950 Obviously, we hit a theme, huh? 569 00:56:21,270 --> 00:56:22,270 Does it itch? 570 00:56:22,390 --> 00:56:23,390 Yeah. 571 00:56:23,650 --> 00:56:24,870 But I'm afraid to touch it. 572 00:56:34,910 --> 00:56:37,030 You eyes and ears out there, what happened? 573 00:56:37,550 --> 00:56:38,448 What'd you see? 574 00:56:38,450 --> 00:56:39,990 Well, I thought I taught. 575 00:56:40,370 --> 00:56:41,370 You taught, you taught. 576 00:56:41,830 --> 00:56:44,910 I don't pay you to think, you taught. I pay you to talk. I taught. 577 00:56:45,130 --> 00:56:48,430 You talk or you talk, you talk? Because you just said you talk, you talk. I did. 578 00:56:48,490 --> 00:56:49,490 I did talk. 579 00:56:49,850 --> 00:56:50,850 What did you talk? 580 00:56:52,050 --> 00:56:54,550 A breakdown on the eastern perimeter. 581 00:56:55,070 --> 00:57:00,490 Ultimately, that's where he went off. That world runner is very, very fast, 582 00:57:00,670 --> 00:57:01,670 sir. 583 00:57:02,250 --> 00:57:04,110 Instead, you gave a bird to get too close. 584 00:57:04,690 --> 00:57:10,270 I'll just go and get that one. Come on. Come on. Stop digging around. 585 00:57:10,690 --> 00:57:13,690 You know what happened to Dr. Laurie? You want the same thing to happen to 586 00:57:13,690 --> 00:57:14,690 your granny? No. 587 00:57:23,790 --> 00:57:26,490 hey great job big dog absolutely another word 588 00:58:14,180 --> 00:58:15,220 Paige? Are you okay? 589 00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:16,480 Oh, I'm totally fine. 590 00:58:16,580 --> 00:58:18,920 I've always kind of wanted to throw a bomb out of a window, but there just 591 00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:19,940 never really was a right time. 592 00:58:20,380 --> 00:58:23,040 Listen, Dr. Warren's widow gave me this tape. 593 00:58:24,060 --> 00:58:26,600 Can I go to his house and have it? There's something in the background. 594 00:58:30,299 --> 00:58:31,400 That's the guy that called me. 595 00:58:31,900 --> 00:58:33,720 Yeah, I know, but can you hear it? 596 00:58:34,100 --> 00:58:38,640 I wish I could say more, but acne has E's and E's everywhere. 597 00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:44,200 Wait, Wiley, is that evidence? Okay, that's enough. 598 00:58:46,060 --> 00:58:47,240 Wiley, Wiley, doctor. 599 00:59:05,290 --> 00:59:06,710 I know this song. From where? 600 00:59:06,990 --> 00:59:11,830 I don't know. It sounds like a TV show or an ad or... Wait. 601 00:59:14,030 --> 00:59:15,630 Albuquerque's annual tariff festival. 602 00:59:16,550 --> 00:59:18,410 Okay. What is that? 603 00:59:18,710 --> 00:59:22,730 A festival of tariffs in Albuquerque. It happens every year annually. 604 00:59:42,410 --> 00:59:44,410 The three-collar who called me. 605 00:59:45,050 --> 00:59:46,770 Tell them we're from Avery Jones and Maltese. 606 00:59:47,010 --> 00:59:50,850 We're from Avery Jones and Maltese. And show yourself at any time. 607 00:59:52,730 --> 00:59:55,410 So, uh, what is up, Doc? 608 00:59:56,270 --> 00:59:57,270 Who's there? 609 00:59:57,290 --> 01:00:01,170 I'll never tell you, Mac. I'm a creature of the night. A shadow that moves. 610 01:00:01,430 --> 01:00:02,910 You'll never figure out who I am. 611 01:00:13,100 --> 01:00:16,220 The bunch here's been bumbling and stumbling your way through this case for 612 01:00:16,220 --> 01:00:18,740 weeks. You're lucky you have me on your side. 613 01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:20,100 Hey, you been followed? 614 01:00:20,300 --> 01:00:23,500 Got eyes on you? Caught by a red light camera? Spotted by a drone? 615 01:00:23,780 --> 01:00:25,800 Have you been bugged? 616 01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:30,560 This is just getting embarrassing now. Look, I got like a million questions for 617 01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:34,300 you. Why didn't you call again? What happened to Dr. Lurie? And what can you 618 01:00:34,300 --> 01:00:35,600 tell us about Project Tissue? 619 01:00:35,860 --> 01:00:39,860 Enough with the questions, Counselor. This calls for a flashback. 620 01:00:45,740 --> 01:00:47,560 He built some amazing things. 621 01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:50,880 Essentials, like the object machine. 622 01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:56,200 One day, they sent an executive from corporate to oversee things. 623 01:00:56,540 --> 01:00:58,260 The guy was a real tyrant. 624 01:00:59,180 --> 01:01:02,580 Suddenly, there was a lot of secrets. 625 01:01:03,560 --> 01:01:06,500 They called it Project Sisyphus. 626 01:01:07,420 --> 01:01:11,240 Under the new management, the cast became increasingly reckless. 627 01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:14,620 I'm not sure I understand. 628 01:01:14,970 --> 01:01:16,150 What was it all for? 629 01:01:16,390 --> 01:01:18,210 They weren't inventing products for cartoons. 630 01:01:19,630 --> 01:01:22,210 They were using cartoons to invent products. 631 01:01:23,830 --> 01:01:27,870 Dr. Lurie told them this was fraud and that their tests were harmful to 632 01:01:27,870 --> 01:01:34,490 cartoons. He pleaded with them to put an end to it. But instead, he put an end 633 01:01:34,490 --> 01:01:35,490 to him. 634 01:01:36,630 --> 01:01:39,830 Everyone who worked on Project Tishabit designed a mission. 635 01:01:44,330 --> 01:01:46,370 And when did the program end? Don't you see? 636 01:01:46,630 --> 01:01:48,610 It never ended. It evolved. 637 01:01:49,790 --> 01:01:54,850 Instead of testing dangerous products in the lab, they let them out into the real 638 01:01:54,850 --> 01:01:55,850 world. Yes. 639 01:01:56,150 --> 01:01:59,490 Wiley's rocket skates, they were designed to backfire. 640 01:01:59,710 --> 01:02:03,730 Now you're getting it. The more something breaks, the more a cartoon 641 01:02:03,730 --> 01:02:07,470 gets hurt, the more data to make better acne products for humans. 642 01:02:08,270 --> 01:02:09,330 Exactly, exactly. 643 01:02:09,870 --> 01:02:13,730 Wiley, you're what they call a high-usage user. 644 01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:20,680 They let you boom and splat and bang for years and years, knowing full well the 645 01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:25,020 code. When you testify to this in court, the world needs to hear this. No, no, 646 01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:27,720 no. You need someone on the inside to spill the beans. 647 01:02:27,940 --> 01:02:32,840 Get the head of PR and Acme to testify. He's a master of spin. His name is... 648 01:03:24,460 --> 01:03:27,040 Yeah, that's great. No one can get through that door. 649 01:03:27,300 --> 01:03:29,180 Any added security is great. 650 01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:39,100 Would you tell us your role in Acme, for the record? 651 01:03:42,980 --> 01:03:43,980 Okay, 652 01:03:45,640 --> 01:03:49,880 great. Is there anything wrong with you? I'm out of here. Done. And what does 653 01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:52,800 your role as PR representative entail? 654 01:03:53,100 --> 01:03:54,100 Well... 655 01:03:56,140 --> 01:03:57,140 Acme. 656 01:03:58,040 --> 01:04:00,720 So you have authority to speak for Acme. 657 01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:08,740 What can you tell us about Project Sisyphus? 658 01:04:10,540 --> 01:04:11,540 Mr. 659 01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:17,060 Devil, what is Project Sisyphus? 660 01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:19,420 Mayor, mind you, you are under oath. 661 01:04:31,180 --> 01:04:33,620 A counselor approached the bench. 662 01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:40,680 This case is turning my courtroom into a circus. 663 01:04:40,900 --> 01:04:42,800 And they just ejected my witness. 664 01:04:43,180 --> 01:04:44,180 We don't know that. 665 01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:53,460 I couldn't agree more. I'd like to file a motion to exclude all evidence 666 01:04:53,460 --> 01:04:54,460 submitted by the prosecution. 667 01:04:54,840 --> 01:04:57,580 State the original pair of rocks in the case. All evidence is overreaching. 668 01:04:57,740 --> 01:04:58,738 Motion granted. 669 01:04:58,740 --> 01:04:59,900 Are you kidding? 670 01:05:00,300 --> 01:05:02,980 Thank you, Your Honor. Now in response, I'd like to file a motion for dismiss 671 01:05:02,980 --> 01:05:04,560 due to lack of evidence. 672 01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:05,840 Motion granted. 673 01:05:06,020 --> 01:05:07,320 I'm paying for this bunk. 674 01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:09,220 You're not allowed to say that. 675 01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:13,380 That's the beauty of being a judge. I can say whatever I want. 676 01:05:13,720 --> 01:05:14,718 Missed trial. 677 01:05:14,720 --> 01:05:17,200 There. I said it. Case dismissed. 678 01:05:18,280 --> 01:05:19,520 Case dismissed. 679 01:05:35,080 --> 01:05:36,080 of justice. 680 01:05:36,160 --> 01:05:37,740 But it was not a surprise. 681 01:05:38,040 --> 01:05:43,120 The Acme Corporation has knowingly been putting dangerous products into the 682 01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:45,060 hands of cartoons for decades. 683 01:05:45,500 --> 01:05:49,520 Acme has gone to great lengths to cover up an insidious plot that they call 684 01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:54,780 Project Sisyphus. They have threatened the safety of myself and my clients. 685 01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:59,740 Look, bongs, boulders, pianos, they will stop at nothing. 686 01:06:00,260 --> 01:06:02,920 But myself and my associates... 687 01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:05,000 We will keep fighting. 688 01:06:05,500 --> 01:06:09,060 I mean, these companies think they can do whatever they want and get away with 689 01:06:09,060 --> 01:06:10,500 all of it. Because they do. 690 01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:12,180 And we're sick of it. 691 01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:15,880 And it's tough now that we're getting ready to launch a... 692 01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:21,320 Excuse me. 693 01:06:21,580 --> 01:06:26,040 Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. More chaos in court today after the ACME 694 01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:29,780 trial was dismissed by the very fair and honorable Judge Troppo Grotto. 695 01:06:30,250 --> 01:06:33,770 The plaintiffs made their objections known by wrestling a six-foot cartoon 696 01:06:33,770 --> 01:06:35,330 rocket. It's all good. 697 01:06:35,750 --> 01:06:36,910 Nothing to see here. 698 01:06:41,490 --> 01:06:42,630 Hey, Paige. 699 01:07:00,750 --> 01:07:01,990 What? Your speech. 700 01:07:02,210 --> 01:07:04,950 It's the number one trending news item in the country right now. It's 701 01:07:04,950 --> 01:07:06,330 everywhere. What? 702 01:07:06,530 --> 01:07:07,810 They like my speech? 703 01:07:08,150 --> 01:07:11,670 Well, and the car exploding, I think, is a part of it. 704 01:07:12,470 --> 01:07:14,770 Mr. Avery. Mr. Avery. Mr. Avery. 705 01:07:15,150 --> 01:07:16,410 Mr. Avery. Mr. Avery. Mr. 706 01:07:16,610 --> 01:07:19,570 Avery. Mr. Avery. Any comment on Congress agreeing to hear your case? 707 01:07:19,790 --> 01:07:21,350 Uh, uh, Congress? 708 01:07:21,770 --> 01:07:23,710 Thoughts on Foghorn, Lakehorn agreeing to testify. 709 01:07:24,090 --> 01:07:27,250 No, did you say Congress? There's putting acne under the microscope. 710 01:07:27,290 --> 01:07:28,290 You're going to D.C. 711 01:07:28,470 --> 01:07:29,990 We're going to D.C.? 712 01:07:30,690 --> 01:07:32,010 We're going to D.C. 713 01:07:32,950 --> 01:07:35,750 Uh, okay, well, uh, no comment. 714 01:07:37,550 --> 01:07:38,550 Hey, 715 01:07:43,310 --> 01:07:44,590 where are you going? 716 01:07:46,270 --> 01:07:48,610 What? Wiley, no, you can't go. 717 01:07:48,890 --> 01:07:52,850 I need you in D.C. I mean, this is the big showdown. If you don't show up, 718 01:07:52,910 --> 01:07:55,750 there's no hearing. This whole thing will have been for nothing. 719 01:07:57,850 --> 01:07:59,450 Is that a rubber, and I'll be there? 720 01:08:01,950 --> 01:08:02,950 Yeah, of course. 721 01:08:03,050 --> 01:08:04,050 He'll be there. 722 01:08:04,230 --> 01:08:05,230 Yeah, he's coming. 723 01:08:05,690 --> 01:08:07,170 I promise. 724 01:08:08,570 --> 01:08:09,570 So, come on. 725 01:08:10,170 --> 01:08:11,170 What do you say? 726 01:08:11,850 --> 01:08:13,890 The whole world will be watching. 727 01:08:14,690 --> 01:08:15,790 And he'll be there. 728 01:08:46,279 --> 01:08:50,700 be a case of routine product malfunction has turned into a David versus Goliath 729 01:08:50,700 --> 01:08:54,600 tale as old as time. I'd like to wish our furry little friend good luck in D 730 01:08:54,600 --> 01:08:58,540 .C. We're Rude Warrior Wily, and we always were, from day one. 731 01:09:02,840 --> 01:09:09,680 When a company is mystical, 732 01:09:10,380 --> 01:09:13,240 there's always someone looking to tear it down. 733 01:09:18,809 --> 01:09:20,170 Sorry about that. 734 01:09:57,350 --> 01:09:58,390 Please be quiet. 735 01:10:01,150 --> 01:10:02,930 Wiley, please be quiet. 736 01:10:05,430 --> 01:10:09,430 Look, I promise you what I have to do is more important than what you have to do. 737 01:10:19,870 --> 01:10:21,190 There's been a change of plans. 738 01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:30,120 He couldn't make it, all right? 739 01:10:40,520 --> 01:10:41,520 Okay, fine. 740 01:10:41,600 --> 01:10:45,100 Do you think I would drag the Roadrunner out here so you could destroy me in 741 01:10:45,100 --> 01:10:46,120 front of the entire world? 742 01:10:46,540 --> 01:10:49,580 Yeah, I know you just wanted him in that courtroom so you could catch him and eat 743 01:10:49,580 --> 01:10:51,300 him. Why would I help you do that? 744 01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:54,680 Okay, yeah, I lied. 745 01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:57,440 I lied. I needed you to stay with this case. 746 01:10:57,660 --> 01:10:58,568 But you know what? 747 01:10:58,570 --> 01:10:59,850 You lied to me. 748 01:11:00,150 --> 01:11:04,870 Huh? You misled me. You made me think that this case was about some. 749 01:11:05,190 --> 01:11:06,190 And it is. 750 01:11:06,350 --> 01:11:09,970 You know, this is way bigger than the Roadrunner. Did you not even process 751 01:11:09,970 --> 01:11:14,410 what the rabbit said? You're a high-usage user. I mean, look at all 752 01:11:14,410 --> 01:11:15,089 this stuff. 753 01:11:15,090 --> 01:11:16,090 You're addicted. 754 01:11:16,570 --> 01:11:21,870 Every explosion, every time you fell to the bottom of a canyon, Acme wanted 755 01:11:21,870 --> 01:11:25,350 that. You know, I changed around my whole life for you. 756 01:11:25,640 --> 01:11:29,900 My entire routine is probably all going to blow up in my face because you wanted 757 01:11:29,900 --> 01:11:30,900 a drumstick. 758 01:11:32,300 --> 01:11:37,880 Oh, myself? You have only cared about your plan this entire time. Oh, the 759 01:11:37,880 --> 01:11:40,640 roadrunner. The roadrunner. I'm so sick of this roadrunner. 760 01:11:41,220 --> 01:11:43,260 You're never going to catch him. 761 01:11:46,700 --> 01:11:47,700 Okay? 762 01:11:48,760 --> 01:11:51,080 You really aren't. 763 01:11:51,860 --> 01:11:52,920 Just stop crying. 764 01:12:03,660 --> 01:12:08,360 I have to tell you this right before the hearing, but we spent every last cent on 765 01:12:08,360 --> 01:12:09,360 this trial. 766 01:12:10,320 --> 01:12:11,239 We're out of money. 767 01:12:11,240 --> 01:12:16,080 So what does that mean? It means unless there's some kind of miracle, there's 768 01:12:16,080 --> 01:12:17,120 not going to be a firm to come back to. 769 01:12:17,960 --> 01:12:21,260 I made you guys appointments to donate plasma next week. 770 01:12:21,860 --> 01:12:22,860 I can't go. 771 01:12:24,400 --> 01:12:26,080 I don't want to put this kind of pressure on you. 772 01:12:26,320 --> 01:12:27,320 We just thought you should know. 773 01:16:24,140 --> 01:16:25,180 Why don't you go hold up? 774 01:16:43,440 --> 01:16:44,920 I get a run for my money, huh? 775 01:16:46,300 --> 01:16:48,760 Oh, thanks for your believable concern. 776 01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:49,839 Come on. 777 01:16:49,840 --> 01:16:51,600 Do you really want to go out there? 778 01:16:53,420 --> 01:16:56,360 When we came with you, we hated you. 779 01:17:00,660 --> 01:17:06,620 But if this, if anything you ever wanted, for your own responsibility, I 780 01:17:06,620 --> 01:17:07,620 feel it's attached. 781 01:17:08,140 --> 01:17:09,760 Let it go to the table, that's for you. 782 01:17:09,980 --> 01:17:11,640 All I gotta do is walk out this door right now. 783 01:17:11,880 --> 01:17:12,880 I mean, come on. 784 01:17:13,660 --> 01:17:16,780 Really? Well, I'll just keep doing the same thing over and over again. Try, 785 01:17:16,960 --> 01:17:18,360 fail, try, fail. 786 01:17:19,380 --> 01:17:20,380 Expecting a different result. 787 01:17:48,580 --> 01:17:50,500 Oh my god, he looks like a scientist. 788 01:17:50,860 --> 01:17:51,799 Is Wiley here? 789 01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:52,800 Is that you? 790 01:17:53,160 --> 01:17:56,440 I haven't seen him since we were going 80 miles an hour on the highway strapped 791 01:17:56,440 --> 01:17:57,440 to a refrigerator. 792 01:17:57,600 --> 01:18:00,480 What the hell? I thought you guys were in the hotel room next to me. So what 793 01:18:00,480 --> 01:18:01,480 the hell? 794 01:18:01,700 --> 01:18:03,040 I'm really sorry about that. 795 01:18:03,620 --> 01:18:05,480 He got to the room and he's not coming. 796 01:18:05,680 --> 01:18:06,680 He knows I lied. 797 01:18:07,340 --> 01:18:11,480 Well, I'm sure I should have been honest with him. 798 01:18:11,720 --> 01:18:12,720 It would have been easier. 799 01:18:15,060 --> 01:18:20,560 Mr. A- we thank you for joining us today. We are here to determine whether 800 01:18:20,560 --> 01:18:23,580 an acne product are a danger to society. 801 01:18:24,060 --> 01:18:25,380 When was your client? 802 01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:30,400 I'm not entirely sure to be honest. 803 01:18:31,200 --> 01:18:32,200 Dr. 804 01:18:32,960 --> 01:18:35,940 Mr. Coyote hasn't deemed it necessary to grace us with the present, but the 805 01:18:35,940 --> 01:18:39,280 scheduled time should tell you all you need to know about the character. 806 01:18:40,120 --> 01:18:42,520 I think this does tell us a lot. 807 01:18:44,320 --> 01:18:49,220 My client has a long history with Acme. He's been using their products for 808 01:18:49,220 --> 01:18:55,860 decades. Why is that? Is it so angelic? 809 01:18:56,240 --> 01:18:58,300 He doesn't have a choice, really. 810 01:18:59,080 --> 01:19:03,320 Acme is a monopoly over all the tools required for Mr. Coyote's work. 811 01:19:03,540 --> 01:19:04,499 His work? 812 01:19:04,500 --> 01:19:07,960 I have here that he's unemployed and living in a cave. 813 01:19:15,639 --> 01:19:20,260 Pursuant to Sylvester B. Gonzalez, chased by Predator is a legal occupation 814 01:19:20,260 --> 01:19:21,260 under the law. 815 01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:25,280 He may not get a salary, but he works. 816 01:19:25,740 --> 01:19:29,540 In fact, he's one of the most hard-working people I've ever met. 817 01:19:30,400 --> 01:19:31,400 He's brave. 818 01:19:32,480 --> 01:19:38,380 He will walk out onto the tiniest rope over the largest canyon. He'll straddle 819 01:19:38,380 --> 01:19:42,400 a rocket that he's glued handlebars to without batting an eye. I mean... 820 01:19:42,960 --> 01:19:48,740 But when 821 01:19:48,740 --> 01:19:55,360 Mr. Coyote first walked into my office, I was the laziest person you could ever 822 01:19:55,360 --> 01:19:56,360 imagine. 823 01:19:56,500 --> 01:19:59,960 I didn't want to work. I didn't want to try anything. 824 01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:04,080 Because deep down, I didn't want to fail. 825 01:20:05,160 --> 01:20:06,640 But he's not afraid of that. 826 01:20:07,600 --> 01:20:11,900 No matter what happens, he picks himself up. He tries again. 827 01:20:12,590 --> 01:20:14,710 And again, and again, and again. 828 01:20:14,930 --> 01:20:17,570 He would never think of quitting. 829 01:20:18,550 --> 01:20:22,490 He wakes up every morning with purpose and with hope. 830 01:20:23,790 --> 01:20:26,270 And I think everyone should be inspired by that. 831 01:20:29,770 --> 01:20:30,850 I know I am. 832 01:20:57,200 --> 01:20:59,580 Thank you for taking the time from your busy schedule. 833 01:20:59,860 --> 01:21:04,300 Now leave a question that Mr. Avery asks you a few questions today. 834 01:21:06,060 --> 01:21:07,740 I've been studying this guy in interviews. 835 01:21:08,040 --> 01:21:09,700 He's a blowhard. Huge ego. 836 01:21:09,940 --> 01:21:10,940 Here I am, son. 837 01:21:12,180 --> 01:21:14,320 All right, then. I can work with that. 838 01:21:29,840 --> 01:21:35,940 Mr. Leghorn, are you aware of the ACME program known as Project Sisyphus? 839 01:21:36,200 --> 01:21:38,740 I am familiar with the name. 840 01:21:39,360 --> 01:21:44,220 Okay. And how would you explain the type of program that it is to this committee? 841 01:21:44,640 --> 01:21:46,280 Well, it's one of research and development. 842 01:21:46,840 --> 01:21:51,240 Great. So you're personally innovating your cartoon product line to make it 843 01:21:51,240 --> 01:21:54,040 better? Yes, sir. Okay. That makes sense. 844 01:21:54,300 --> 01:21:58,580 But if they're studying these products so closely, why are they malfunctioning 845 01:21:58,580 --> 01:21:59,549 so frequently? 846 01:21:59,550 --> 01:22:01,090 That sounds like something you might tinker with. 847 01:22:01,370 --> 01:22:04,290 Well, son, business is complex. 848 01:22:05,430 --> 01:22:09,970 Okay, now, does any of the information that you get from Project Sisyphus go 849 01:22:09,970 --> 01:22:14,830 into developing the human line? Sure. Sure. Okay, so you admit it. He just 850 01:22:14,830 --> 01:22:18,190 admitted it. Did you hear that? He admitted it. You're intentionally giving 851 01:22:18,190 --> 01:22:22,210 dangerous products to cartoons, willfully causing pain to millions in 852 01:22:22,210 --> 01:22:23,210 this process? 853 01:22:30,540 --> 01:22:34,840 You think progress isn't worth a little pain, a little discomfort? 854 01:22:35,560 --> 01:22:39,040 It is, son. It always has been. 855 01:22:39,720 --> 01:22:43,960 Besides, nothing we've done today or any other day is illegal. 856 01:22:44,400 --> 01:22:46,340 Isn't that right, Mr. Craig? 857 01:22:47,560 --> 01:22:48,560 Absolutely. 858 01:22:48,900 --> 01:22:52,900 Absolutely. The law is completely on our side here, and so is the popular opinion 859 01:22:52,900 --> 01:22:53,898 of the South. 860 01:22:53,900 --> 01:22:55,600 Thank you, Mr. Craig. 861 01:22:56,120 --> 01:22:59,040 That's another thing. Take a seat, son. 862 01:23:00,090 --> 01:23:04,050 Asking the questions here. Take a seat, son. 863 01:23:06,650 --> 01:23:09,030 There's nothing cuter than this prosecutor. 864 01:23:11,910 --> 01:23:18,850 I am reminded of my days as a little rooster on the poultry farm where I 865 01:23:18,850 --> 01:23:20,790 learned a valuable lesson. 866 01:23:21,470 --> 01:23:24,390 Cartoons are resilient. 867 01:23:25,930 --> 01:23:27,530 Hit it with a bell. 868 01:23:29,580 --> 01:23:30,620 We can take it. 869 01:23:31,460 --> 01:23:38,120 Speaking of the cartoon, I think it could even be a little bit funny. Am I 870 01:23:38,120 --> 01:23:39,120 right? 871 01:23:46,440 --> 01:23:49,600 So what's a little pain for the greater good? 872 01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:54,000 Pain is a part of life. And it's valuable. 873 01:23:55,150 --> 01:23:58,370 Get that comfortable rubber in those shoes there, don't you, son? 874 01:23:58,630 --> 01:24:04,810 Well, that's duty-free. We developed it by bouncing it one million times off the 875 01:24:04,810 --> 01:24:06,390 face of a cartoon. 876 01:24:07,010 --> 01:24:11,190 Those tornado pills became jet propellers. 877 01:24:11,430 --> 01:24:13,790 That high-speed tonic got us to the moon. 878 01:24:14,310 --> 01:24:19,690 So, yes, yes, our cartoon products sometimes do explode. 879 01:24:20,170 --> 01:24:22,890 Sometimes they do backfire. 880 01:24:24,309 --> 01:24:29,970 Sometimes they push the boundaries of gravity and science. 881 01:24:30,330 --> 01:24:35,270 But do you all want to live in a world without new, without progress? 882 01:24:36,150 --> 01:24:38,550 Now, what is it you always say, Mr. Crane? 883 01:24:39,130 --> 01:24:42,710 Can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. 884 01:24:44,730 --> 01:24:45,730 Well, that's right. 885 01:24:47,690 --> 01:24:50,770 And in this case, if that egg is of low life. 886 01:24:51,340 --> 01:24:54,940 Can you blow a desert dog with no connections, no family, no friends? 887 01:24:55,180 --> 01:24:58,340 I'm sorry, but so be it. No harm, no foul. 888 01:24:58,840 --> 01:25:03,100 That is not an accurate depiction of my client. Well, I was under the impression 889 01:25:03,100 --> 01:25:08,140 that no one would speak on his behalf apart from his lawyer. Is there anyone 890 01:25:08,140 --> 01:25:12,180 in the whole wide world who cares what happens to the coyote? 891 01:25:48,590 --> 01:25:54,710 Mr. Runner, we will be asking you a series of yes or no questions. Two beeps 892 01:25:54,710 --> 01:25:58,090 for yes, one beep for no. Do you understand? 893 01:25:59,510 --> 01:26:06,290 Are you a 894 01:26:06,290 --> 01:26:07,290 bird? 895 01:26:07,310 --> 01:26:09,690 Are you easy to catch? 896 01:26:11,090 --> 01:26:12,090 Okay, good. 897 01:26:14,450 --> 01:26:17,710 Are you familiar with a Mr. Wile E. Coyote? 898 01:26:18,060 --> 01:26:24,620 Have you witnessed Mr. Coyote using any acne product 899 01:26:24,620 --> 01:26:27,280 while in your presence in the desert? 900 01:26:27,920 --> 01:26:34,600 Have those products 901 01:26:34,600 --> 01:26:35,720 always failed? 902 01:26:37,260 --> 01:26:38,260 Mr. 903 01:26:41,700 --> 01:26:45,580 Runner, have you been a witness to Mr. Coyote's pain and suffering? 904 01:27:01,610 --> 01:27:03,550 Would you call him a friend? 905 01:27:08,010 --> 01:27:09,010 Well, 906 01:27:10,570 --> 01:27:13,070 thank you, Mr. Renner. Thank you for coming here today. 907 01:27:13,510 --> 01:27:16,210 Did you have something additional you'd like to say? 908 01:27:17,330 --> 01:27:20,130 All right. The floor is yours to add to the record. 909 01:27:58,640 --> 01:28:03,120 Mr. Avery, I must admit, I am very, very moved. 910 01:28:06,220 --> 01:28:11,180 However, you have offered no proof of Acme's culpability other than the pain 911 01:28:11,180 --> 01:28:13,360 and suffering of this one singular coyote. 912 01:28:13,720 --> 01:28:18,340 Therefore, as much as it pains me, you leave me no other choice. 913 01:28:18,880 --> 01:28:22,700 All in agreement to dismiss this investigation, day on. 914 01:28:37,200 --> 01:28:39,040 Well, no hard feelings, boys. 915 01:28:39,280 --> 01:28:42,660 It's a tough world out there. Better luck next time. 916 01:28:43,160 --> 01:28:44,960 I think those are the birds you're looking for. 917 01:28:48,620 --> 01:28:50,080 Good boy. 918 01:29:55,240 --> 01:29:58,460 Get back here, Avery. You can't walk away from me in a suit like that. 919 01:30:18,700 --> 01:30:19,700 We tried. 920 01:30:20,460 --> 01:30:21,460 We tried. 921 01:30:22,080 --> 01:30:25,380 And thank you both for pushing me. 922 01:30:28,700 --> 01:30:29,700 Wait. 923 01:30:30,040 --> 01:30:31,040 What's going on? 924 01:31:00,750 --> 01:31:01,990 They all want to sue Acme. 925 01:31:02,630 --> 01:31:06,370 Even after how poorly you did, they trust you. 926 01:31:08,950 --> 01:31:15,510 Hey, can you believe that? Oh, something to your office apparently is very 927 01:31:15,510 --> 01:31:17,410 important. Hey, we got him. 928 01:31:20,710 --> 01:31:21,710 Hey, 929 01:31:25,070 --> 01:31:30,120 Counselor. You put up a good fight at Congress, but nothing says guilty better 930 01:31:30,120 --> 01:31:31,840 than some cold, hard evidence. 931 01:31:32,660 --> 01:31:37,600 Here's a gift from yours truly, from inside the doors in Acme. 932 01:31:38,240 --> 01:31:39,240 What's this? 933 01:31:39,600 --> 01:31:41,840 About five years' worth of cases. 934 01:31:42,960 --> 01:31:45,220 Think we got our work cut out for us. 935 01:31:46,080 --> 01:31:49,340 Shocking new development in the unfolding Acme case today. 936 01:31:49,850 --> 01:31:54,190 Newly leaked footage from Project Sisyphus triggered a pre-dawn raid on 937 01:31:54,190 --> 01:31:58,610 company headquarters that quickly led to the arrest of Buddy Strange, Acme's 938 01:31:58,610 --> 01:32:04,070 chief legal counsel and CEO, Foghorn Leghorn, for their participation in the 939 01:32:04,070 --> 01:32:05,070 alleged misconduct. 940 01:32:05,370 --> 01:32:07,210 I'm a cage-free rooster! 941 01:32:07,470 --> 01:32:12,430 Also at the scene, investigators rescued Dr. Peter Lorre, an Acme scientist who 942 01:32:12,430 --> 01:32:16,690 went missing over 30 years ago. His upcoming testimony regarding Project 943 01:32:16,690 --> 01:32:18,950 Sisyphus promises to bring the truth. 944 01:32:19,500 --> 01:32:20,500 the light. 945 01:34:07,860 --> 01:34:09,080 Well, that's the limit. 946 01:34:10,660 --> 01:34:11,660 That's the limit. 947 01:34:39,560 --> 01:34:42,360 Thank you.